First of all let me thank everyone for making Quizzo the success that it is!...My love of mostly useless knowledge developed in college when my friends and I turned Trivial Pursuit into a drinking game, get an answer right, drink once…get it wrong, drink twice… So wait, maybe we were just drinking and playing Trivial Pursuit, or was it Monopoly?…Ahh, who the hell can remember. Anyway, my work history is a varied (and frustrating) as any round of Quizzo on any given night could be…I have been a cook, bartender, waiter, radio host, TV production assistant, professional black jack player (that one only lasted about two weeks!), Philadelphia police officer...and of course a Quizzo host…I hope that everyone has as much fun playing as I do coming up with new ways to torture you each week! Thanks again and remember … "If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right." – Jerry Seinfeld.
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 190
Hung: Like a rolled up Quizzo sheet (depends on which way you roll it)
I have always had a thirst for knowledge. It started when I absorbed my twin in utero. Although he didn't have much information to offer, it did allow me to double my brain capacity. As I grew older I filled my brain with useless facts, which is kind of difficult with an eye and 3 teeth taking up space in there. After proving time and time again that I could answer almost anything, I started asking questions as John's bitch; graduating to become the host of Quizzo at the Valley Inn on Monday nights.
Things I enjoy: (AKA: Things to fall back on when you don't know an answer to something I ask)
-All Philadelphia sports teams.
-Penn State
-Pop culture minutia
-80's crap
Things I hate: (AKA: Things to know so maybe you can kiss ass when you don't know an answer but I probably still won't give you credit for it but you can always try because it can't hurt unless it actually IS the right answer in which case you will have gained a point, or two if you used your double)
-Dallas (Mostly the football team but not really fond of the T.V. show either)
-Illegible answers
-Country music (unless it's a song about America taking something and sticking it in someone's something)
Hello ladies, if you like answering questions in bed… then I am your man! Complete with over 2000 questions and answers, I can make your rockin' world go round. As for the gents, well I can take those pesky girls out of your hands for a few hours so you can hang with the boys for once…Be a man, you deserve a break every once in a while. All you have to do is show up for some Quizzo, play, make an appointment, and they will be out of your hair (and into mine) for hours! So play and sign up today...